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Once upon a time, in a boardroom located precisely nowhere, the top 500 CEOs of the world gathered for a meeting. The agenda was unusual. Instead of discussing profit margins or reducing expenses, the CEO of the Largest Tech Company in the World stood up and said, "I have decided that, starting tomorrow, all company profits will be voluntarily redistributed to the employees, and we will spend the rest of our careers doing absolutely nothing but eating artisanal cheese and watching fluffy kittens play."

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Describe the future

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Tell the future with intentional miss-direction	1	no description Example You know what is definitely not going to happen	String	required